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___________SHORT STORIES________

MYSTICAL (SHORT) STORIES

BY PAUL BURA

First published on the Internet 2007
Copyright © 2007 PAUL BURA All Rights reserved
Published by THE BOSGO PRESS

These stories cannot be reproduced in any form
 - either in part or total -
without express permission from the author

 

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CONTENTS

  1. THE STINK AND THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN
  2. THE PRODIGY
  3. THE LASH
  4. THE BULLY IN THE CUPBOARD
  5. THE PIANO PLAYER
  6. THE TAP SHOES
  7. THE CLOCK TOWER
  8. POLLY THOMAS
  9. THE POETRY READING
  10. THE PUDDLE MAN
  11. A PSYCHICAL LOOK AT THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC
  12. THE NUMBER 7 BUS

 

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THE STINK AND THE COUNTRY GENTLEMAN

The wonder that was true magic ended.  The mystery that enshrouded mystics and shamans was at an end and the whole of life mourned its loss, mourned its passing. The seers that remained became few and far between, their knowledge locked in dusty books or handed down from generation to generation to be looked at and frowned on as mere freaks.
          The wart curer and the finders of water, the natural healers, the plant mixers, the spell casters, were shunned, except by country folk, unless word of mouth and secret praise were heaped upon them and their like - where science and drugs failed - then and only then were they summoned and succeeded where others with medical degrees had failed. And once found, once done, once cured, the recipients dropped them like hot bricks for fear they would be found out and ridiculed!

          One such was Oliver Stonegate. A degree in physics at Oxford University - a first no less - yet he could not rid himself of his bad breath and body odour, dandruff cascaded upon his shoulders like snow. He bathed and washed his hair twice a day and never would he be found without his mouth spray: his halitosis could fell an Ox at two paces! Yet still he was shunned. He spent a fortune on deodorants of every type. It seemed that the food he consumed turned to poisonous gas that leaked out of every pore. No medical man could help; no practitioner in the noble art of conventional healing could come near to a cure.
          Here was a young man, good looking and elegant in every way and very, very intelligent, except that no young lady - or whore come to that - would touch him with a barge pole… and he so wanted to get laid! The only people who could put up with it were his family, for they were used to it.

          One wind-swept day whilst out in the country - in the wide-open spaces where he could roam free - and the smell of freshly spread manure on the land hid his misery, he came across a man who sat down opposite him on a pub bench with a pint of foaming ale.
          Oliver ordered a pint of the same from a serving girl whilst this odd gentleman eyed him up and down; and ‘eyed’ was exactly what he did, for he had only ‘one eye’ and his clothes were trousers worn by people who worked the land: roughly woven – home spun you might say - and with a smock affair with long floppy sleeves, and he wore a type of ragged bowler hat of all things. Most odd! And he could swear that he had seen him somewhere before, where he didn’t know!
          The man fixed Oliver with his one eye and, finishing his pint with a flourish and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, he then turned and said the oddest thing:
          “You’ve suffered enough, you ‘ave. ‘The past bleeds into the present and stains the future.’ You need danglewort,” is what he said, and gathering his hands on the table in front of him he continued to stare at Oliver Stonegate.         
          “Er, are you talking to me?” said Oliver.   “Aint no one else I’m a-lookin’ at. A-course I’m a-speakin’ to you. You need danglewort.” He said again.
          Oliver paused. “Danglewort, you say? What is that when it’s at home?”
          “It’s a cure for what ails you.”
          “Ails me…you mean…”
          “That’s exactly what I’m a-meanin. A cure for the stink! I can smell it on yer. You thought ‘cos the fields were freshly mucked us country folk wouldn’t smell yer. Well let me be a-tellin’ you, it’s not the muck we’re a-smellin’, its YOU.”  
         Oliver reddened.
          “Now don’t you be going off all offended like, t’aint nuffin to be ashamed of; and that snow in yer hair, it’ll be a-curin’ that too!”
          Oliver went quiet. Then burst into tears.
          “No, don’t you go upsettin’ yerself, I’m ‘ere to help, my lad. I was called to ‘elp yer.”
          “Called?” said Oliver, wiping his tears on a big white handkerchief, “Who called you?”
          “Why you did a’course. I got the call and came a-lookin’.”
          “I didn’t call anyone,” said Oliver miserably.
          “Oh yes ee did. Why d’yer thing I’m ‘ere, then?”
Oliver stared at this country gentleman. “I’m not aware that I called anyone,” he sniffed, blowing hard into his handkerchief.
          The country gentleman stood up and stared down at Oliver. “You comin’ then?” he said. “Where to,” Oliver replied. “Firstly I got to reap some fresh danglewort,” said the gentleman, “and it’s a bit of a climb. Come on, you goin’ to sit there all day?” The country gentleman walked off in the direction of some hills. Oliver stood up and followed obediently.

          They climbed for an hour until they came to a little clearing. “You rest ‘ere, I won’t be long,” said the gentleman. Oliver sat down. He was aware that he was sweating and that he was due for a bath.
          The gentleman disappeared over to the side of the clearing. The thought that hit Oliver was that this country gentleman was about to abandon him and that this was all some sort of a joke! Oliver waited for about five minutes and was about to stand up and go back whence he had come to his hotel when the gentleman re-appeared holding in his hands a bunch of wild herbs and a small pot. He filled the pot with water from a stream, collected some kindling and soon had a small fire going. He put the pot on the fire and let the water come to the boil. Then he stripped the heads and leaves from the plants carefully and put them in the boiling water. He then let them simmer. Oliver stared at him incredulously.
          “What are you doing?” said Oliver. “You’ll see,” answered the gentleman, “I’ll give the danglewort a few more minutes until the water a-changes colour and then it’s ready.” “Ready for what?” enquired a suspicious Oliver. “Then it’ll be ready for ee ta drink!” “What will I drink it out of?” said Oliver. “You’ll drink it out o’ the pot once I’ve fished out the danglwort and it’s cooled down a mite.” “Do you honestly think that I’m going to drink that stuff?” protested Oliver.
“Well, if you want to be a-cured of that stink on yer, yer will!” said the country gentleman.
          ‘What if he’s trying to poison me,’ thought Oliver.                         
          “No, no, I’m not a-tryin’ to poison ee, Oliver, on my life I aint.”
          “H-How did you know my n-name, what I was thinking?” spluttered Oliver. These questions the countryman ignored. “Now are you a-goin’ to drink it or do I have to waste this ‘ere medicine that I’ve prepared for ee?” 
          Something in Oliver said that he had to drink it, he didn’t know what or why but he just HAD to drink it! 
           “A-Alright, I’ll drink it…when it’s cooled.”
          Both men settled down to wait for the cooling process and both men stared into the fire, the countryman with his one eye and Oliver with his two eyes. He was now strangely calm.

          Fifteen minutes or so passed. The man got up, pulled out the leaves and the heads of the plant and handed the pot to Oliver. Oliver took the small pot in both hands.
          “Now ee’s to drink it down in one a-swallowin’, continuous like,” said the gentleman.
          Oliver paused. He smelt the brew and wrinkled his nose. It didn’t smell too bad. Then he lifted the pot to his lips…and drank! All the time the gentleman was watching him, coaxing him with small gestures of his hands.
          When Oliver had drunk it to the dregs he started to cough, the dregs had caught in his throat! When he had stopped coughing a strange euphoria took hold of him and he lost consciousness but not before the countryman said something else that was equally as strange as the statement he had made when first they met: “I forgive ee lad, for what ee did.”

       Oliver saw himself dressed in an Indian dhoti and shifting piles of human excrement from little houses in a handcart. He knew that he was an untouchable, that he was of low cast and he resented it instead of accepting his lot in life as the rest of his cast did, and this resentment made him angry, and the more angry he became the more ‘hate’ rested in his being. He knew that he had murdered his master, drowning him in the human waste that he resented so much. And for this he was caught and executed. 

          He woke up from this dream for he supposed that he HAD been dreaming, to find that the country gentleman had gone and all that was left was the warm ashes of the fire.

          He made his way down to the hotel and had a bath and washed his hair. He noticed that people treated him differently that he no longer stank in other peoples’ noses and that he was well and truly cured!                             His joy knew no bounds. A happiness that he had never known descended on him: pretty women were no longer repelled by his stink, quite the reverse in fact, they were attracted by his ‘natural’ odour and he had to beat them off with a stick…well almost!

          He looked for the country gentleman and even asked for him at the country pub.
          Nobody had heard of him, apart from that he didn’t even know his name! He looked up the herb danglewort in ‘Culpeppers Herbal’, the bible of all herbalists. Such a herb was not found anywhere! He looked for a mention of it in every book on simples and the art of herb preparation but never found even the remotest reference to it in illustration as well as by name.
          The man he murdered in his dream had a distinct likeness to the country gentleman and he had only one eye and wore a type of bowler hat that fitted his station, being of high cast! Now wasn’t THAT strange? And the words that the country gentleman had first uttered (The past bleeds into the present and stains the future) filled him with a longing to say how sorry he was. But the final words of the countryman he found filled him with the profound peace of release:

          “I FORGIVE EE, LAD, FOR WHAT EE DID, I FORGIVE EE!”

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THE PRODIGY

Horace Bullworker was a be-speckled, 30-year-old, bald individual, short to the height of just 4 foot 11 and weighing just over six stone. He worked out every day in Jim’s Gym, before and after work. He lived alone in his little house and worked in a small jewellers shop in Plymouth mending watches, working with metal: inscribing names on plates and trophy’s and wotnot. He occasionally worked behind the counter when the boss was out on business, but mostly he remained in his little workshop. Sometimes, when he had little to do, he used to imagine, or daydream, that he was 6 foot 2, with a body of oak. There was a full-length mirror in the tiny workshop, installed to make the workroom look bigger, and he’d pose on an imaginary dais, his body honed to perfection, his six-pack standing up and rippling across his taut, oiled stomach, his biceps and triceps like balloons, women flocking to his side.
          No matter how hard he tried he could not even get rid of his slight paunch, his body remained puny no matter how many weights he exercised with. His instructor could not understand it. Horace had been going to Jim’s Jim for three years but for all his hard work and sweat he might just as well have stayed at home. Mind you, he did FEEL a lot fitter.

One day, whilst flicking through the pages of a yellowing local newspaper that had fallen down behind his workbench - which he had pulled out to clean behind, as he had nothing on that day - he was struck by an advertisement that seemed to leap out of the page at him:
Stuck in a rut? Lonely and need new friends? Come to a BRAND NEW method of THINKING. “You are what you THINK you are!” Professor Michael Hartwell welcomes all new comers. ABSOLUTELY FREE. Come to the room above the Horse and Hounds public house in Plymouth, Thursdays at 7pm!

          The Horse and Hounds had been made into a trendy wine bar and there was no way that this professor Hartwell was still holding his clinic. But something told him to go, and whilst he had nothing to lose and perhaps all to gain, he made his way down to the wine bar, now called WILLY’S, on Thursday at 7pm.
          He entered Willy’s at about 6.50 and asked the barman if a professor Hartwell still held meetings over the then wine bar? The barman looked at him as though he were mad. He paused. Then he answered: “That professor Hartwell was the bloke that died of smoke inhalation when the old Horse and Hounds still existed. Well at least that’s the way I heard it. Don’t you read the papers?” “I’m so sorry but I just read his ad’ for a new method of thinking and…” started Horace.
“Look, mate, that was 20 years ago. They reopened the Horse and Hounds but it never took off and it’s been closed for the last 15 years, till my boss got it and turned it into Willy’s. Now if you don’t mind I’m very busy!”
          Horace turned round and walked out. For no apparent reason he walked around the back of the wine bar that had been made into a car park for the patrons. There was an old door with a faded undercoat of paint, under the paint Horace could just make out: Professor Michael Hartwell. A new method of thinking… the rest was so faded (or scorched?) that he had trouble making it out.
          Something, maybe it was old-fashioned curiosity, but something made him try the old door…and it opened!

          It was mid June so the evenings were pretty light at that time of the day and as he opened the door the light seemed to cascade in, knowing that it had not been here for many years. It lit up a small, narrow stairway, which was thick with dust and cobwebs.
          He didn’t hesitate but walked carefully up the stairs, brushing cobwebs away as he went. At the top was a tiny landing and on that small landing was a single, solitary door. This door was locked!
          Horace put his shoulder to the door and it gave slightly. The door had obviously not been opened for years for it resisted him and he had to push it open, the creaking hinges arguing at the strain. He felt for a light switch and found it, clicked it, and to his amazement the light came on!
          The room was large and contained a huge desk with a reading lamp; also there was a metal filing cabinet.  The top of the desk and cabinet was thick with dust and there were beams that were scorched and blackened. Horace tried the filing cabinet and found that it was empty!
          He then tried the drawers of the large writing desk. They were locked. On the top of the desk was a very rusty letter knife. He applied the knife to the drawer and it came open easily, much to his amazement. In the drawer were a stack of papers and a book titled: The Amazing Matter of the Mind by Professor Michael Hartwell, there were no letters after his name. He flicked through the volume and found that it was an instruction book on the powers of the mind. He felt that he had got what he was looking for… at that precise moment the single light bulb flickered and went out!
          The room was plunged into darkness; the only source of light was from the open door. He swore he heard a singular sigh of satisfaction, a joyous sigh of satisfaction, as if this was what he was meant to find!
          He hurried out of the room pulling the door behind him and descended the stairs a little quicker than when he had gone up.
          When he finally got outside it was dusk! This surprised him as he had only been in that room for a few minutes. Putting this from his mind he hurried home clutching the book.

          He read the book from cover to cover; he couldn’t put it down. The professor set out very clearly how he was to go about changing his attitude and finding the secret that would release his personality and unblock what he, Horace Bullworker, had hidden from view all these years and gave him simple mind-exercises and a kind-of meditation in which, using these mind-exercises, he would enter in to and see and experience ALL that blocked his mentality and outlook on life.

          Slowly but surely he developed a hidden personality that enabled him to ‘not care a fig’ (as the professor repeatedly wrote) what he looked like, his height, weight etc. Yet he gained some muscle AND a few inches in height. When he walked into a room he walked in with a newfound confidence, a newfound persona. He found a freedom that he had never known before. Women took notice of him, women that towered above him, and yet he could engage them with wit and charm. He was no longer lonely but had men friends as well as women.
          His boss couldn’t make head nor tail of it. When it was his turn to serve customers – when his boss had to leave the shop on business – he returned to find the takings had gone up, and over a period of time not only had they gone up, they had TRIPLED! No longer was Horace stuck at the back of the shop but the shop was doing so well that Horace was promoted to Shop Manager and they had to get in another person to do the engraving and repairs! Soon his aging boss had to retire and Horace put in a bid for the business and got it. Now he was his OWN boss!

          Horace often thought about that little upper room and how he had retrieved the book. The book had obviously been privately printed as there was no ISBN (International Standard Book Number) number and there was no cover; that is there WAS a cover but it was just a plain brown hardcover with the title and author printed in white. No authors’ biography, no picture of the author and no dedication. It was a first book too: it contained no information about other books by the same author.

          Horace Bullworker was getting bored with the Jewellers so he sold it at a huge profit. He had for quite a while harboured the thought that he just might take up teaching, teaching the method that had changed his life! He took it upon himself to publish 100 copies of the professor’s book and to teach the method himself. That is to give preliminary classes by placing an advertisement in the local paper! Of course there was an obvious venue: the room at the back of the once Horse and Hounds, now Willy’s Wine Bar!
         He approached the owner of Willy’s: and providing he did his own painting and decorating he could rent it out for 30 pounds a week, he avoided telling the owner of Willy’s that he was carrying on the professor’s work - not that the owners young memory went back that far - just in case he changed his mind, but with a contract of rental drawn up (which Horace insisted on) the owner really couldn’t do much about it anyway.
          The advertisement went in, Horace put: Stuck in a rut? Lonely and need new friends? Come to a BRAND NEW method of THINKING…
          Horace put in the exact advert, word for word, that the professor had put in all those years ago finishing it off with…ABSOLUTELY FREE. Come to the room above WILLY’S WINE BAR, Thursdays at 7pm!

          The room had been repainted a brilliant white, including the door and stairs. There was enough room for a dozen chairs facing toward that very large desk on which were piled the freshly re-published books by professor Hartwell. The front door was also white,but in black letters were the words: A BRAND NEW METHOD OF THINKING by Professor Hartwell. Every Thursday at 7 pm. EVERYBODY WELCOME!
          Horace knew that book backwards so he was the perfect candidate for the post of teacher and with his newfound personality, a personality that could fill a room; he knew he could do it. Besides, he really believed in the professor’s method and if he could carry on professor Hartwell’s work and make so many other people happy just by the sharing of this knowledge, then he would. He made the price of the books so reasonable that nobody could say, or blame him, for ripping them off.

          Thursday at 7pm soon came round. About ten people climbed the stairs at 6-50, then another two at about two minutes past. Three stragglers came up at about five minutes past and had to sit on the floor.
They were of all ages and persuasion, from sixteen and still at school, from schoolteachers, plumbers, housewives, factory workers and a doctor: two-thirds men to one-third women.
          When they had all arrived they found Horace sitting behind the desk in what seemed a state of meditation, hands out flat on the enormous writing desk, back ramrod straight, eyes closed.
          The audience at once became quiet, eyes on the figure behind the desk, waiting.
          Horace slowly opened his eyes. But they were not the eyes of Horace Bullworker! His face seemed changed somehow as if some other muscles had come into play, as if somebody else sat in his body!
          The audience, or class, didn’t know any different, they wouldn’t have known Horace Bullworker if he had bitten them on the bum! No, they wouldn’t have known him at all!
          The figure behind the desk smiled a genuinely warm smile that filled the whole room, his presence was kindly and his eyes were fiercely intelligent. He looked around at them. His eyes rested on the people sitting on the floor. He pointed to a pile of cushions. “You may use those,” he said, “if you want to?” His voice was as kindly as his eyes and countenance. Those on the floor fetched the pillows and nodded their heads in thanks. “I think we’ll have to fetch some more chairs next time,” he said, chuckling. The class seemed to respond and they laughed politely.
          Even Horace’s voice took on a different tone in fact it was hard to see what of Horace there was left!
          He paused before he spoke again looking at each and every one of those present. His gaze left them feeling relaxed. They trusted this man.
As well they may, for all of them, in time, would be transformed. This was no gimmick, no scam. This was REAL!

“My name,” he said, “is professor Michael Hartwell and I am about to teach you a new method of thinking!

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THE LASH
The lash cut into his back and he screamed. Then he blacked out again only to come-too once more when they threw a bucket of ice-cold seawater over his back. The intense cold of it brought him once more to his senses, and the sting of the salt water… then Isaacs continued the count: “93, 94, 95…”       
          The flesh was hanging off of his back now but this time when he lost consciousness no amount of ice cold water would bring him too life again. He was out of it. No more hours on the rigging no more worm-ridden biscuits and brined beef. He was OUT and free!

          He looked at the body as they cut him down from the mast, the white of his ribs showing through the bloody gore that had been his back! He didn’t recognise that piece of heavy flesh as the real him, HE was the real him. After all: HE WAS STILL ALIVE!
          That cruel, sadistic, twisted smile of the skipper as he ordered the men to throw him overboard; just another slave, just another piece of living meat, black shit who had no soul; just food for the fishes!
          But he remained on board, this ‘No Soul’, remained on board as real as you or I, only they just couldn’t see him, that was all, that was all, and he just kind of drifted!
          Days flashed by like seconds unless he concentrated, called a halt to the rapid passing of time. He had to stay in the now of things, had to try and get to that lash, had to try and get a hold of it!                             
          The lash was hanging up on a wooden peg in the skipper’s quarters. The dried blood on it caked and cracked: the dried blood of a hundred Negroes or more.                                                                                         
         He drifted toward this vile object of pain, misery and torture. Every time he tried to grasp it his hand went through it like water, but every time he tried it felt more solid, as though every Negro that died under the lash had left a tiny bit of his spirit. And it helped him.
          Soon he was able to swing the curled up ends of the Cat O’ Nine Tails with the T shaped lead tips that did most of the damage, tore the flesh from those victims, causing most of the pain. He was able to move them, just a little, if he concentrated. And with practice, with just a little practice - and the help of his dead comrades dried blood - he was able to LIFT that loathsome lash!

          Days flitted by into weeks and one more of his comrades fell under the greedy gaze of the skipper, greedy to satisfy that that was his right, and was picked out as yet another victim to fall foul of his tinder-like temper. This poor man was set-up by Isaacs as he served the skipper with his dinner. Isaacs deliberately tripped him and the plate of stew spilled into the lap of the skipper. The skipper’s rage was so violent that he almost killed the slave with his bare hands but stopped himself in time, for that was not his intent, his intention was that this poor Negro was to be tied and tortured with the lash as an example - but he knew it was just an excuse - for the skipper fed off of the fear he generated, that was his pleasure and the pleasure too of his henchman. There were those amongst the white crew who disliked this cruelty but kept quiet or they too would be lashed, harbouring a sycophantic toadying to Isaacs, a sycophantic hate.
          “One hundred lashes!” screamed the skipper, “Go below and get the Cat, Mr Isaacs, if you please! Tie that man to the mast, men, hold him fast now and tie him good and tight!”
          Isaacs went below to get the lash. When he reached for it he couldn’t move it! “Darn it,” he said, “Must be stuck!” This time he tried to wrench it from the peg. Still it wouldn’t budge. Isaacs called to the skipper to come down. The skipper cursing went below.
          “What is it, Mr Isaacs?
          “Dunno, skipper; can’t seem to move it.
          “Here, let me have a go.”
          “It-it appears to be very heavy, as if it were made of lead. I tried to lift it, skipper but…”
          The skipper observed. He stepped back from the lash on the peg and scratched his head. He went forward again and this time applied both his hands. The lash immediately became white hot! “AHHHHHHH!” the skipper screamed as the lash burned his hands, searing deep into his palms. “What the hell…!” he screamed again and ran into the galley and plunged his hands into the briny water that the cook had put the salted beef into to ease out the brine. He paused until the salt got to his nerve ends. The skipper squealed and plunged his hands into a drinking water barrel!
          The spirit of the Negro let go of the lash, freeing it once more!
          The skipper’s hands were raw and liniment was applied by the ships surgeon and bound tight with bandages. The hot lash had bitten deep.

          The burns were turning sceptic and in the end gangrenous.
          The surgeon shook his head. “Your hands, they’ll have to come off,” he said. Fear gripped the skipper, he was sweating now:
          “No, for pity’s sake, no!”
          “I’ll be as fast as I can, sir,” said the surgeon with finality.
          The skipper’s arms were bound and he was out of his mind on rum and fever, still he roared with pain as the doctor sawed off his hands. After one hand was removed the skipper fainted!                                            
         Isaacs went in fear of his life. Isaacs was the skipper’s lackey, Isaacs was the skipper’s lick-arse!  Isaacs indeed went in fear for his life!
His master’s evil was at an end and Isaacs was a born coward, and all bully’s are cowards.
          The whites made up only 25% of the crew, and they hated him. They locked him in with the blacks. The blacks tied him up and put him in the bilge with a rag over his mouth. The rats did the rest. Isaacs had a fear of rats. He was in the bilge for one, very long, night

          The skipper was put ashore and spent the rest if his days begging on the streets for the price of a measure of rum! Isaacs was put ashore too, a mumbling, wild-eyed, idiot!                                                              
         A new skipper took the helm. This skipper was a good and a true fellow. Though tough, he was a fair and just.

          The new skipper spotted the lash in the old skipper’s quarters and something drew him to it. He picked it up. And suddenly all the brutality and cruelty was laid before him as if in a vision. His face contorted and he retched and heaved.
         Laying hold of the lash he hurled it over the side into deep water! As the blood on the lash was loosened and made free, cleaned and washed away; so then were the spirits of those Negroes made free!
         A mist gathered where the lash had gone down.
         Then a crowd of Negroes were seen forming out of the mist, stretching out over the water like a joyous host of black angels. Then they were lifted up. And, as one, they gradually disappeared into the blue, blue sky and a warm gentle breeze set its seal on their freedom.
         A cry of joy went up from the black crew left behind, and tears cascaded down their faces for their comrades at last knew liberty, knew what it was to know freedom!

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THE BULLY IN THE CUPBOARD

Jess Mount set it up, Jess Mount saw to it and Jess Mount saw it through to its conclusion. The bully had been threatening the little village for six weeks now. Such was his power that he could walk into the village store and take anything he wanted, walk into the pub and demand drinks that sent him into an inferno of rage where he was at his most dangerous. Nobody knew where he came from and everybody wished that he would go back there, go back whence he came. He was six foot tall and built like a concrete outhouse, his fists were like cannonballs, his chest like that of a barrel, and he could look after himself too. Most of the young bucks in the village had tried their luck on him and every Man Jack was beaten to a pulp. Hence: fear reigned!
            Old Jess Mount bided his time, studied him, followed him and spied on him. For two months now he had finally got to know his weakness. HE WAS AFRAID OF CATS! Jess knew this as a fact because the bully had demanded that the pub take down its huge picture of a tiger and when the pub’s cat came near him he broke out in a sweat saying he was allergic to cats. 
            The bully dossed down in his caravan pulled by an old horse that had seen better days. The bully was even cruel to his horse, kicking it and whipping it.

 

SCENE: (The bully’s caravan. Bully is stretched out in a drunken stupor)

JESS:   (Thinking) I could burn the bastard alive if I had a mind to. But what would be the fun in that, the smoke would overcome him and he’d die. No, I’ve got something up my sleeve that’ll be by far the better and nobody would be any the wiser.

Jess locks the door of the old caravan adding a padlock of his own and makes sure that the bully cannot get out by screwing the wooden door to its frame. The windows were not a problem as the bully was too big for them.
             Then he unloaded the box from the cart. He hauled the box over to the caravan and opened it. From it he took a sack with something large and slack in it. He hauled and pushed the sack through one of the open windows…then he went home.

            The next day Jess approached the caravan. It was daylight and the sun streamed through the caravan window. Inside was a scene of total devastation.
            When the drug had only partially worn off, the big old tomcat had made for the only source of warmth that he could find: the barrel-chest of the bully. The bully took no notice as he was too drunk and the cat took no notice as he was too drugged and slept the rest of the night on the chest of the bully.
            When the bully woke there was some kind of weight on his chest. He opened his eyes and found himself staring into the biggest pair of yellow cats eyes that he ever saw. He leapt from the bed, ignoring the massive hangover, and made for the door. It wouldn’t open. He put his shoulder to it. It still wouldn’t open. By now the cat was beginning to prowl and to hiss and to spit because this cat didn’t take too kindly to humans and was the biggest and meanest moggy the village had ever seen. Jess had to lay a trail of drugged meat in order to coax him and when he at last dropped, he bundled him into the bag. Now he was a roaring, spitting, hissing ball of anger and was STALKING the bully who tore the caravan apart to try and get away from those claws, that fur, those fangs, that cat-stink!
            It must have taken an awful lot of squeezing for the bully to get into that tiny cupboard; it would have taken an expert contortionist to have pulled-off that feat of endurance. The big tomcat must have thought he had caught the biggest mouse on the surface of the earth for still those claws were pawing underneath, with talons outstretched.  

 

BULLY:   (An unearthly muffled high scream came from the cupboard) IIIIEEEAHHH! G-g-get it a-away f-f-from me! S-s-someone h-h-help me! (Sobbing cries)

JESS:    Got you, you bastard! Now I’ll get the rest of the village up here before I let you out…see, how do you like being scared shitless?

BULLY:   W-w-who’s there? C-c-can you g-get me out…?

JESS:   Sure, I’ll let you out…later. As I said: I’ll go and get the entire village. I made sure that it was a Saturday night, you bastard, so that all the village were in church for Sunday morning; I’m sure you can wait until AFTER the service…

BULLY:   No, no! Don’t leave me like this! For Christ sake l-let me out…t-t-there’s a huge cat and…

JESS:   Yeh yeh. Bye.

            (Half an hour later all the village arrive)

JESS:   Are you still in there?

BULLY:   (Nearly out of his mind) Yeh! Yeh, will you get this thing away…get it out?

JESS:   What do you SAY?

BULLY:   W-what d-do you mean?

JESS:   That one little word…

BULLY:   PLEASE! For god’s sake, for pity’s sake (sobbing now)…

(Goes to work with his screwdriver. Opens door with caution…the cat is nowhere to be seen! Having heard the village coming, the cat had leapt out of the window!)

BULLY:  Hurry, please hurry!

JESS:   Oh look, everybody, how on earth did he get into such a small cupboard?

       (By now everybody has had a look at the bully in the cupboard)

EVERYBODY:   (Begins to laugh and laugh and laugh pointing at the bully in the cupboard squashed up like a sardine)

JESS:   By rights this caravan belongs to the tomcat, now, wouldn’t you say? You can be sure that he’ll come back to finish where he left off! (Jess gets to work with a hammer and manages to break up the cupboard)

BULLY:   W-Where’s my horse?

JESS:   Your horse has suffered enough. I took him out of harm’s way. You’ll not be needing him will you?

BULLY:   Now look here I….

JESS:    (Calls) Puss! Puss! Puss! Where are you, Puss….

 

The echo of the bully’s screams can still be heard on dark and stormy nights as he runs full pelt into the hills. The tomcat did indeed take up residence in the old caravan and the ancient horse was put out to graze and the village was quiet again. Old Jess Mount was just having a lark, having a lark; old Jess Mount was having a lark…and enjoying it into the bargain. No super hero he, just a cunning old fisherman with a large fish to fry!

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THE PIANO PLAYER
(A true account)
I did a series of taxi rides to and fro from North Wales to St Thomas Hospital in London a few years ago, stayed overnight in the hospital, then got a taxi to take me all the way back. Luckily I didn’t have to pay! As it was about a five hour drive I got to talking with most of my drivers and as I got to know each driver individually I posed the same question to each of them: “Has anything strange, or odd, ever happened to you that you couldn’t explain or rationalise to your own satisfaction?”
            This particular driver was built like a barn and literally filled the cab with his bulk. He wasn’t fat but just - well big!
            “You a bleedin’ writer of somefin’?” he asked.
           “Well as a matter of fact I am,” I said smiling, “Why, does it show?” “Naw, but only a writer or journo would come up wiv a bleedin’ question like that!”
            “Well?” I prompted.
            “Well,” he said, and took a deep breath, “Well I ‘ave as it goes, and I’ve never been able to explain it away; oh, and, by the way, if you’re goin’ to write about it don’t for gawd’s sake mention my name as quite a few of me mates experienced it too, an’ if they ever found out…!”
            “Ooh, witnesses,” I said, rubbing my hands.
            “Now look…!”
            “Don’t worry. Not a word. Only teasing you, mate,” I said, “Only teasing!”
            He nodded and began:
           
          “Well, it was in the midlands and me and the lads ‘ad gone for a weekend’s fishing. We chose a part of the river that we’d been before and ‘ad a fair bit of luck. We set out at five in the morning in a camper van and arrived about eight. The wevver wasn’t exactly ideal, know wot I mean? There was a bit of rain about and it was blowin’ a bit. Anyway, we set too with the rods and tackle and ‘ad a fair morning’s fishin’. But wiv the wevver a bit dodgy we got a bit cold, know wot I mean?
            Now ‘ere’s the bit wot was a bit strange: on the way down there was no sign of a pub – bearin’ in mind that we’d done this route before, know wot I mean? – and in packin up our tackle one of the blokes went off for a pee. Well, ‘e came back and said that there was a pub or hotel just off the road. We all said that ‘e must be dreamin’ ‘cos we’d ‘ave seen it! I mean it was quite flat, apart from a few trees near the river, and we would all ‘ave SEEN it! But ‘e insisted that the pub was there!
            Anyway, we piled all the gear in the car an’ drove to this ‘ere pub. And sure enough, there it was in all its glory. The car park was dead empty and there was no other building in sight!
            “What was the name of this pub?” I asked.
           Well that was a strange fing in itself. We just couldn’t remember the name!
            Anyway, we all piled in and the place appeared INSIDE brand bloody new, as if it ‘ad just ‘ad a makeover! We were hungry and a thirst on us like a piece of salted cod and ordered five pints of lager and five ploughmans. Within seconds the food was there and the barman must ‘ave put ‘is skates on because ‘e pulled the lager up in seconds flat! I said to the barman, I said “That was quick, mate?” To which he replied: “We don’t hang about here, sir!”
            Anyway, the ploughmans was the best ploughmans that we’ve ever tasted. ‘alf a Baggett each wiv lots a butter and an array of cheese: there was mature cheddar an’ a blue cheese, and brie that was just goin’ soft, know wot I mean? I mean PERFECT!
            Then a strange fing ‘appened: the Barman said to me: “You play the piano, don’t you?” I was taken aback. I said ‘yes’. Now ‘ow did ‘e know I played the piano? “Then how about you give as a tune, sir?” ‘e said and proceeded to lead me to a piano that was brand spanking new!
            Wiv encouragement from the lads I opened the lid and began to play. Suddenly it was as if the whole pub immediately filled up with people. They were laughin’ an’ talkin’ an’ ‘avin’ a really good time. Where they came from I shall never know. They were throwing requests at me, most of which, fortunately, I knew.
            I played for about two hours wiv pint after pint coming my way, which, of course, I didn’t refuse. Well you wouldn’t, would you?
            Suddenly the bell rang for last orders and with that all the people seemed to disappear! I don’t mean vanish as such but they might just as well ‘ave.
            The barman thanked me and the lads for a cracking session and saw us out.
            We all piled out thinking to see the car park full, at least cars being driven away, but there was nuffin’, bleedin’ nuffin’! Not a car in sight, apart from our bleedin camper van! We even tried to get back in to ask the barman, but it was as if the whole pub was empty!”
            “Did you ever go back…fishing, I mean.” I said.
            “Yeh, we went back. And could we find that damned pub? Could we ‘ell! Now you tell me, guv, was that real or was that real? We all saw it; we all experienced it!”
            “Probably a parallel universe,” I said, “I’ve heard of similar stories.”
            I then proceeded to tell the driver of a tale that happened on the Isle of Anglesey a few years ago where two archaeologists were excavating a standing stone. They had driven from the Menei Bridge on roughly a straight road – if any road in Wales could be straight. They worked on the stone until early evening. One of the two men had brought his dog with him. They clambered back in the car.
            They got a little lost and found themselves outside a small pub. They stopped and decided to have a pint and a bite to eat. The dog was playing up and whimpering and didn’t want to get out of the car, so they left him to it.
            They ordered two pints from the barmaid and a round of ham sandwiches each. These ham sandwiches turned out to be the best ham sandwiches they had ever tasted, so tasty were they that one of the men thought to take some of the ham home.
            When he made his request the barmaid said that they didn’t do takeaway and all food must be consumed on the premises!
            Anyway, they accepted this explanation, drank up and went out to the car and found the dog still acting strangely. They drove off and soon recognised the road that they had come in on.
            The next week they went back to the stone and did a little more work on it and then remembered the little pub. Now the road to the stone was a straight one and the road back was a straight one. There was NO WAY that they could have got lost! Now the pub was on a little bend, and could they find this pub that served the finest ham in the land? They could not!”
            “Parallel universe, you say.” said the driver, “Bleedin’ bloody ‘ell; Bleedin’ bloody ‘ell!”  
            “I’ll drink to that,” I said, “I’ll drink to that.”
             

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THE TAP SHOES

Two layers of box-cardboard packed with carefully placed loosely screwed-up newspaper was the ideal: preferably the New York Times. It didn’t keep the frost from forming but was an ideal double insulation against the bitter cold of the New York, winter nights.
          Whirlwind Prevel woke up in his favourite doorway of a condemned tenement building in New York City just off of 42nd Street. He knew the cops wouldn’t move him on as long as he was gone by 6am and his built-in clock never let him down.  Besides the cops rarely moved him on these days on account of his age. He slept on top of his dancin’ shoes so as no other bum would steal ‘em and sell ‘em, and his tap mat he used as a pillow.   The pair of tap-shoes were well worn down, and he was savin’ up his dimes and cents for a new pair that he had seen in the pawnshop window. He kept the money in a leather money-belt round his waist, next to his skin. He had only two dollars more to go before he had enough. He had six dollars saved and the new taps were eight dollars.

          He made his way to the 42nd Street sub-way, laid out his tap mat and started to dance. He had only the one pair of shoes: his taps.      The rhythms in his head were always the same: improvised blues. He started slow as his limbs needed to warm up some. The time step was great for this purpose of warmin’ up. Then he started to improvise the time step in double time. By this time his stomach was aching with hunger. Some guy put a few cents into his carefully laid out straw hat. He always wore a straw hat, an English boater, the kind gentleman used as they punted their ladies up the Thames, least so he had been told. If the hat was placed too near the folks were apprehensive, maybe they thought that he might dance on their hands; and too far away and some kids might steal it! So distance was crucial. The first ten cents always went on hot, sweet, black coffee. Then he’d go back to dancin’ again and the next ten cents bought him a doughnut. That was breakfast taken care of.    He had a system of saving: what was left over, once his food and coffee was paid for, went to save for new ‘taps’ and if there was any left over from that he used to buy whiskey. He wasn’t a drunk, no sir! He didn’t have to lean on drink, but he enjoyed an occasional belt. Kept the cold out.
           He didn’t just dance for money nither! No sir! He danced for the shear joy of dancin’. His momma always said that he was born with too much go in him; even inside of her she said he was “a-kickin’ and a-pokin’ me fit to bust!”  He could hear her now, roaring with laughter as she put his favourite meal of red beans and rice on the table before him, all steamin’ and such. He smiled as he danced, remembering how she took him to shows down town in Louisville near the great Missisippi where the great hoofers of the day strutted their stuff and he, Whirlwind Prevel, so wanted to dance like that, SO wanted to be like them. AND HE WAS! He was learnin’ to do the thing he enjoyed the most. DANCIN’!
          When barely in his teens he joined a team of hoofers and was billed as Young Hoofin’ Harry. The older dancers took him under their wings – literally – they taught him how to wing: a complicated combination of dance steps and he became the fastest winger of them all. An agent saw him and he was soon in New York and the Cotton Club dancin’ solo with Duke Ellington. Man, that was quite somethin’, dancin’ with the Duke; in fact he WAS quite somethin’, somethin’ extra special.
          He was married for a short while to a singer called Maizie May. Man was she sexy with a voice that kinda purred out like pure honey, she sang out the blues like nobody else; then ran off with a horn player named Lick Gorden. That was the last he saw of her. You didn’t pay no mind to divorce in those day and he became a single man again living the life of a black dancer, snappily dressed and always with a girl on his arm and in his bed: always out front on stage but always out back when it came to hotels: always the tradesman’s entrance, even when your name was in lights. That’s the way it was in them days.
          But everybody gets old, the bookings dried and nobody wanted him no more. So he took to working the subways. He had friends in the subways, and in the winter it was warm. He could still wing, though not as fast as he used to but still fast enough to dazzle the folks, HIS public, HIS friends, his regulars!
          Then he had a coughin’ fit. There was some blood this time around!

          He stared into the pawnshop window at the patent leather tap shoes. He was getting’ through a pair every six months! Once was a time when he was getting’ through a pair every three months. There were always ’taps’ for sale off 42nd Street. Every hoofer that trod the boards of the little theatres dotting New York City, when they fell on hard times, hocked their ‘taps’, just as musicians hocked their instruments. But ‘taps’ became rarer and rarer. Tap Dancin’ went out of style. But not for Whirlwind Prevel, he dropped the name Hoofin’ Harry many years ago and his stage name became what he was born with: plain Whirlwind Prevel. At the time, when his momma named him, little did she know that the name ‘Whirlwind’ was very apt, very apt indeed and she lived just long enough to see his name up in lights: “WHIRLWIND PREVEL IS NOW APPEARING WITH THE DUKE ELLINGTON ORCHESTRA…”    

          His momma was reflected in the pawnshop window next to the shoes. He turned around quickly…but there was no one there!

          Wearing his new ‘taps’ he started winging in the subway giving the best performance of his life; he started slow, the blues rhythm playing in his head, and then he got faster and faster, the new ‘taps’ just a blur. The crowd that gathered started to clap in time to his shoes, the faster they clapped the faster he danced until the crowd were gathered about him and he saw his momma in the crowd and she was clapping too, he tapped nearer and nearer to her, dancing for no one else but his momma. She put out her hand and led him, still dancing, still tapping, up the subway stairs leaving the little audience of people - quiet now - staring down, down at the body of the little black tap dancer that they had grown to love!

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THE CLOCK TOWER

The Clock Tower in Crest Bay was built in 1852 by Anne White a local philanthropist; it was free standing, about 110 feet tall and used to be powered by clockwork; it had huge weights that had to be cranked or wound up every week. There was a ladder all the way up inside and a small platform that could seat just two men. There were two little wooden doors on either side at the bottom of the tower for entering.
          Every six months or so the same two men had to oil and maintain the encasement as the Clock Tower was right on the seafront and put up with all sorts of weather, especially in the winter.
          The two men, I forget their names, let’s call them Bill and Ben for the convenience of this story.
          Well Bill and Ben used to live at either end of Crest Bay, Bill used to go home for his lunch as he lived that much nearer, and Ben used to bring a packed lunch and a thermos and stay in the tower to eat.
          One day, during its six monthly maintenance, Ben had just began to eat his lunch on the tower’s floor when one of the weights detached itself from the mechanism and plummeted to the floor, striking poor Ben cold dead!
          The two men worked for the council and the local council deemed that Ben should NOT have been in the tower at the time during his lunch break and so compensation could not be paid to his wife and two children.
          That, it seemed, was that! The mechanism was fixed, the weight replaced and all seemed to be well…except from the time that decision by the council was made things appeared to go wrong! The clock struck thirteen when it should have struck twelve, it struck five instead of three, not only that but the hands appeared to move of they own accord…fast, I mean VERY fast.
          Experts were called in that fitted the clockwork mechanism in the first place, but they could find absolutely nothing wrong!
          Then the clock started ringing every half an hour, then every fifteen minutes! The people living on the front complained that it was unbearable and keeping them awake at night.
          The strange thing was that every morning they found the door to the tower open and sandwiches strewn about the floor, where the sandwiches came from nobody knew!
          Was somebody trying to tell them something?

          Meanwhile at Ben’s home photographs of him and his family went missing and turned up at the tower amongst the strewn sandwiches!  Mrs Ben had strange dreams of Ben ringing the clock tower bell and the message: ‘that as long as the council refused to pay her compensation they and the residents would have no peace!’
          The council didn’t believe her and had her house spied on in case it was she that that was causing all the mischief, or maybe was paying somebody! This of course was laughable. They even had two constables posted outside the Clock Tower and STILL the bell sounded at all hours and STILL the sandwiches were thrown about and the door opened!
          A special meeting of the local Urban District Council was held and they agreed to pay Mrs Ben compensation, a small compensation of just £25 pounds!
          The Clock Tower continued to play up and the council was forced to PAY up and raised the compensation to £75!

          The Clock Tower has been behaving itself from that day to this! Except on the anniversary of his death…the Clock Tower still strikes THIRTEEN!

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POLLY THOMAS

Little Polly Thomas was beaten on her bareback with the cook’s large wooden spoon. If it had been a metal spoon, Polly would have been dead, and the cook’s sadistic pleasure at an end.
          Mrs Ellis beat the living daylights out of little Polly for the least misdemeanour. She was so afraid of the cook (Mrs Ellis) that she shook every time she was called. Her little hands trembled so much that she would spill the milk, or make a mess of cleaning the range, or slop the vegetables all over the floor; afraid even of wetting herself, her fear was so intense!
          Of course cook didn’t beat her below stairs where the other members of staff of the Mill owner and his wife lived, oh no, she would wait until the other staff were busy serving the master and mistress and then she would order Polly to go down to the coalbunker and dish out the beatings there.
          Little Polly would not utter a sound, her large black eyes, underlined with huge dark rings, would register every blow, her thin body would resound with the hollow thumps upon her puny little body. The cook’s eyes were evil little slits that jumped wide, showing the whites of her eyes at every blow:
          “Look at me!” she screamed, “Look at me, I’ll teach you not to drop everything (Thump!) I’ll teach you not to tremble (Thump!) I’ll teach you not to shake, you little bitch you lazy little bitch (Thump!)  I’ll teach you not to wet yourself (Thump!)  You can wear those wet clothes until you stink! (Thump!).” Mrs Ellis was getting out of breath, as she was grossly overweight. Three more blows on Polly’s hollow little body and she was done…for now!
          Like all bullies, like all abusers’ of children, she covered her tracks: ordering the little seven-year-old to put her dress back on so as to cover the welts and purplish bruises. “You tell ‘em you did fall down the coal steps. You HEAR me? If you tell anyone about this I’ll KILL you!” Polly nodded meekly. “She’s naturally clumsy,” Cook told the rest of the staff.

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          Little Polly Thomas was taken to the big house on the hill to be taken on as scullery maid by her parents as they couldn’t afford to keep her anymore. Mrs Ellis was kindness itself and put the parents at their ease at once by making them a cup of tea or rather one of the kitchen maids made it at cook’s orders. “I think we can take her on (cook did the hiring and firing for scullery maids and kitchen maids, but the butler, Mr James, hired every body else from servants at table to footmen), I think we can train her up. £5 per year and full board and lodging AND clothing, and every Sunday afternoon off. You can visit her then.”

          Her parents left her there and she promptly burst into tears. “It’ll be alright, love,” said her father lovingly. “We can come and visit you; wouldn’t that be nice?” said her mother quietly, keeping back the tears so as to cover her breaking heart, knowing full well that the most they could afford was three times a year. “Yes, now you go with Mrs Ellis now, like a good little girl.”
          Mrs Ellis held Polly’s hand and led the grieving parents to the back door of the large kitchen. Mrs Ellis held Polly’s hand rather too tight and Polly winced!

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          Polly was fed bread and dripping only: a slice for breakfast, a slice for lunch and a slice for supper. All she had to drink was water.  She was always hungry, but was petrified to secrete any vegetables, or any other food, come to that, under the ever-watchful gaze of cook.
 
          Polly’s only friend was the elder scullery maid Daisy who was fifteen. Daisy’s heart went out to the little girl for cook beat her too, though not as much anymore, it appeared that only very young girls were beaten and when cook went for her afternoon nap Daisy would change Polly’s wet clothes, wash them and dry them in front of the ever hot range that was kept going night and day.
          Polly had another special friend that she told no one about, accept Daisy and her parents, this was an invisible friend that no one else could see except Polly. Victoria had bright, long, golden hair tied up with a light blue ribbon, deep blue eyes and a scattering of freckles over her small, upturned nose, she wore pretty bunched up dresses and little shiny boots and she always smelt of roses. In fact whenever Polly couldn’t see her she could always smell her presence.
          Victoria always cried when cook beat Polly and turned her back on the ghastly scene, but Polly somehow took strength in just smelling that she was always there and it was Polly who comforted Victoria when the beating was over.
          Victoria had always been Polly’s friend ever since Polly could remember and had grown up with her. Polly could never understand why her parents could never see her, after a while she didn’t even speak about her special friend. But she was always there.
          When Polly went to her cupboard to sleep, curled around like a kitten, Polly would speak with her. Cook was slightly hard of hearing so there was no danger in that.

          There came a time when cook went too far and the little girl became ill, ill to the extent that even the other staff noticed. She became ever thinner and was always fainting. If the other staff had known that she was sleeping in a cupboard there would have been complaints to the Butler, Mr James. So cook moved her in with Daisy and for the first time – after six months of beatings – cook asked Daisy to fetch her in a bowl of chicken soup. Daisy had to spoon-feed her. Daisy too had been sworn to silence too under threat of death and if the doctor had been called he would have seen the welts and bruising on her poor back and shoulders.
          “She’s gone too far this time,” whispered Daisy to Polly, “Too far!” Polly was too weak to speak. But the smell of Victoria brought a smile to her face. “What are you smilin’ about, Polly; aint no use smilin’? I’ve got to do somethin’. Got to do somethin’!” Daisy thought awhile. “Your parents, I’ve got to get word to your parents. They’ll know what to do!”
          Polly, with all her strength sat up and whispered breathlessly: “No, no. They can’t afford to come. They’ve not been…to see me…all the while I’ve been here…because they can’t afford it…all that way from Manchester, besides…besides, my father couldn’t take the time off…off work.” Polly fell back onto the bed exhausted. Daisy left her muttering: “Somethin’ ‘as to be done, just ‘as to be done!”
          Victoria made herself visible. “All will be well, dear Polly, all will be well.” Polly smiled again, “Yes, all will be well, Victoria.”

          Daisy basted the goose as cook had instructed then suddenly she had a plan. If she could pull it off, that is!

          Cook came down from her afternoon nap and checked to see that all the vegetables were prepared and then she opened the vast oven door to check the huge goose that had been gently roasting away the best part of the morning and afternoon. The kitchen was always empty this time of day, except for Daisy who was usually pottering about making the gravy.
          As cook opened the large oven door and bent to see how the goose was cooking she was suddenly and with great force sent head first into the open oven, her face smashed up against the moist, oily, boiling bird. She screamed and tried to get her head out of the oven but appeared to be stuck!
          Daisy held the struggling, screaming Mrs Ellis against the bird for as long as she could, then when somebody came in she appeared to be helping the cook out of the oven, Mrs Ellis’s face and eyes fused to the roasted birds brown breast: raw flesh against cooked flesh!
          When the cooks face was ripped from the boiling bird she was near blind with pain, her hands had tried to force herself out of the oven by grasping and pushing the bird but they slipped as her skin melted and came away with the goose flesh. Her screams could be heard all over the house and when the doctor came Daisy said that the cook had slipped on spilt goose fat and that was that, nobody said that it was not so, not least the cook, who, blinded in one eye and scarred for life and confused was not in a position to say otherwise or the truth might escape; Daisy, after all, was just a quiet scullery maid who had done no violence to a living soul!

          Polly Thomas died peacefully that night in Daisy’s arms and just for a second or so Daisy could see the golden haired Victoria that Polly had spoken of with so much affection and love. Then she and Polly, standing side by side, smiled a smile that she would remember for the rest of her days, vanished into the ethers and Daisy was left with that poor little wasted body to mourn and bury. But suddenly the room was filled with the perfume of roses and Daisy knew, without even having to prove, that Polly was safe at last!
          Her parents were called and told the news, also of Mrs Ellis the cook. Daisy prepared the body for burial herself, having had to layout one of the older members of staff, and she did her best to hide the scars that the cook had inflicted but only for the sake of Polly’s parents.
          The master and mistress of the house paid for the funeral, her mother and father taking her home where she belonged.

          The nearly blind Mrs Ellis spent the rest of her days quite comfortably - the master having been kindly disposed toward her, her being quite good looking in her day - with a pension, her face quite hideous now, which she hid behind a veil, and walking with a white stick.
 
The hands that held and wielded that OTHER stick in the shape of a wooden spoon, with such cruelty and pain, were now claw-like and deformed and she lived for a very, very long time!

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THE POETRY READING
By Paul Bura
Lucas Strand drove his 1972 VW Beetle along the A55 on his way to Hastings in Sussex. He’d left early to avoid the London rush hour, however these days all of London was a rush hour, even Sundays. 20 years ago you could have pretty well guaranteed that at least Sunday would have been relatively quiet.  
          The poetry gig was at the Town Hall in Hastings at 7pm, so he figured he had plenty of time and pulled in at a Little Chef and had lunch, consisting of battered haddock fillet and chips, baked beans and buttered whole-wheat toast. He knew full well that the battered haddock fillet was frozen and had to be deep fried for a certain amount of time, but at least the Little Chef was consistent…and relatively fresh considering it was frozen!
          He always asked for the smoking section of the restaurant - even though he hated the smell of tailor-made cigarettes - because he treated himself to an Old Holborn roll-up with his coffee after he had downed his treacle pudding and custard, which was also frozen but this time micro-waved, which is why it came at the temperature of molten magma!
          He got out his tin of tobacco and withdrew a ready rolled cigarette, lit it, inhaled deeply, and was just about to exhale when he saw it – or became aware of it - out of the corner of his eye.
          Every face in the restaurant was turned toward him, even the non- smoking section; the restaurant had hushed itself into silence.
           Lucas, on noticing this, held the smoke in for longer than he should have done and started to splutter and cough. When he had done coughing the restaurant was still looking at him, their mouths open in astonishment!
          He was so startled by this that he at once looked behind him to see whether they were looking past him at someone else. But no, they were definitely looking at him!
          The reason they were looking at him was that he was on stage at the lectern with all his poems set out before him! The silence was because they – the audience – were waiting for him to recite!

          A nano-second passed and he realised that he had in his hand the still smoking cigarette! The memory of him having left the restaurant and continuing on his journey to Hastings; him having found the Town Hall, meeting the organisers and climbing up on stage to face his audience was an absolute blank!…and he never, I mean NEVER, went on stage smoking a cigarette. He just would not DO that!
          He cleared his throat, dropped his cigarette and stubbed it out with his foot, making sure to keep standing on it, as the stage was made of wood. 
          He was like a rabbit caught in the headlights of a car. He shielded his eyes against the spotlight, composed himself and falteringly read the first poem.
          He always read this poem as an icebreaker. If he could make people laugh with the first poem then he knew he ‘had them’. He would follow up with a couple more ‘funnies’ just to drive home that certainty.         
          Halfway through the first poem he gathered confidence and by the end of it he got his first laugh and the other two poems nailed it to the board. He now had the audience in the palm of his hand.
          He made them ‘laugh’ and ‘cry’, ‘think’ and become ‘thoughtful’, ‘feel’ and become ‘fearful’. His voice rose and fell like a tide of velvet. This was what he did best; this is what he was born to do: compose poetry and to read his own work. Some poets would compose poetry but couldn’t read it for toffee, which was such a shame, such a letdown!

          After it was all over he sold many of his books, asking that particular member of his audience their name, then signing the slim volumes, and, where possible, asking each of them to write their name and address down on a pad of paper, thereby extending his already extensive mailing list.

          Then out to supper with the organisers and then…and then!
          He had no idea where he’d parked his car, no idea whatsoever!      
          He searched in the Town Hall car park: not there! He searched the nearby streets: still not there. He searched the official car parks: no luck!
          He was beginning to panic now!
          Not only had he not remembered how he got to Hastings in the first place - he had not even remembered climbing up on stage for the poetry reading, which was bad enough - but to crown it all he had lost his bloody car! 
          This was the last straw…
          Then again he felt eyes were upon him.

          He came too inside the Little Chef, a cigarette in his hand and a waitress staring at him.
          “Are you alright, sir?” she said, “You’ve been here all afternoon and all of the evening ordering coffee after coffee and just staring into space and, well…we’re closing now, sir, so I’ll have to ask you to leave!”
          Lucas looked at the waitress as though she had gone mad!
          “A-All afternoon?” he spluttered, “All evening?”
          “Yes, sir, I will have to ask you to leave now, sir,” she said, timidly as though he would at any moment turn violent.
          “B-but I c-cant have, I mean the poetry reading?”
          “Poetry reading, sir?”
          “Yes, the poetry reading. I just did a bloody poetry reading!”
          “Not in ‘ere you didn’t, sir. Look just pay your bill and…”
          “What time is it?”
          “Just after ten, sir, I…
          Lucas stood up and putting his tin of tobacco in his pocket strode past the astonished waitress, paid his bill and left the restaurant.

          He made his way to his car. On the way he took out his mobile and phoned the organisers of the poetry reading.
          Before he had a chance to explain himself the organiser told him how well he had been received, and had he enjoyed the meal afterwards? And more to the point: had he found his car? And what was it that he wished to say?
          Lucas terminated the call.
          He got in his car. Then thought for a minute. He looked on his passenger-seat floor. He pulled the bag of new poetry books toward him. There was quite a few missing. He started to count. He usually carried exactly 100 books…there were only 42 left!
          He started to sweat and to panic.
          The pad! Where was the name and address-pad that he encouraged people to fill in?  
          He found it. There at the top of the page was, in large print, the HASTINGS TOWN HALL GIG…and the date. There were more than 30 names and addresses!
          How had he been in two places at once? He had at least one witness at the Little Chef: the waitress…and the rest of the staff
          But he also had 300 witnesses that he had been at Hastings Town Hall, including the bloody organiser! What the hell was going on?
          Then he remembered!
          As a child of maybe seven he had had the weird experience of being told that he was seen in the park – or somewhere – staring into space and yet at the same time he had been at home all the time. This had happened once on a train where he had been seen taking the Brighton Bell to Brighton, once at the local fair where he was seen on the Helter-Skelter, and once building a bonfire on a piece of waste ground near his home! On all these occasions he had been at home with his mother, who could vouch for him!
          Of course this twin – or whoever or WHAT ever it was - was never seen again. 

          He pondered on this as he drove home, pondered on it so hard that he didn’t see that the lights were red and braked hard…but too late!

          The collision was total and final.
          Lucas Strand was dead on arrival at the hospital, the other driver, a woman, survived without a scratch.

          His local paper had the headline: POET IN PILEUP’ ‘The Verse for Drink’.
          The police made enquiries and apparently he was last seen drinking at a pub immediately after leaving the LITTLE CHEF. The barman said he kept on mumbling with his head in his hands something about “being in two places at once!” The police also said that he had a poetry reading in Hastings that night and was last seen by the organisers, after taking him out to dinner, trying to find his car!          

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THE PUDDLE MAN

The moon reflected and lit up the shiny, smooth, glass-like wetness of the rain-soaked landscape. It had been raining now for three days. The Puddle Man was not yet ready to emerge but he - non-the-less - kept his eyes on the full moon from beneath where he lay, kept his attention on her fullness and her ripening and her pull.
            Something was calling him into being but he was not yet ready, the call had to be more urgent, more compelling for him to take any notice, for his intent had to be what was required of him and his breed, his elemental breed, and that intent was not yet.

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In a village not far away there was a baby being born. The midwife was there administering to the mother’s firstborn. It was a difficult birth, only the midwife’s skill could turn the baby around in the womb thus saving it from a breech. The young mother’s screams rent the air with ear-splitting ferocity, the piece of wood clamped firmly in her jaws. The midwife had to turn the baby or the young mother would die, and so probably would the baby, for the midwife, with the help of the doctor - who was on his way - would have no choice but to break the pelvic bone to get the baby out.
            The husband, a young farmer, was out fetching the doctor who was in the ale house and the worse for drink. But on hearing the news from the young woman’s harrowed husband sobered up almost immediately and with whip flying sent the horse and carriage on its way, splashing through the puddles!

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The Puddle Man then emerged. This was what he had been waiting for. The young woman’s screams had summoned him. The intent had come, the intent had surfaced.
           He immerged out of an immense puddle that stretched the entire road where the doctor and the young husband were heading at breakneck speed! His timing was impeccable. He took form just as the back wheels mounted the indentation at the far shore of the puddle and lifted him self onto the back axle where he lay un-noticed…dripping, until he had solidified enough.
            The doctor grabbed his bag and with the husband leading the way hurried into the Farm House. The doctor rolled up his sleeves and with hot water washed his hands and arms and set to work with the midwife trying to turn the baby, this enormous baby.  They worked for about half an hour and all the time the young woman screamed. But she was becoming weaker. Her husband held her while she struggled.
            The doctor had to make a decision. The baby had turned but the head was too big: either the baby’s head had to be squeezed or the pelvic bone had to be smashed - or both - either way they couldn’t guarantee that the wife would live or indeed the baby. The husband was torn between his wife’s pleas to ‘save her baby at all costs’ or his anguish to save his wife.
            The door quietly opened and a tall, thin man stood before them. He had a pointed nose and small dark eyes that glittered with compassion. He wore a black jacket and leggings that were too big and he wore a wide-brimmed, soft felt pointed hat…and he was wringing wet!
            In a calm, clear, yet beautiful, voice that rang with authority, he said:

          “I can save the baby AND your wife!”

         He bent down and calmly drew the child out of the mother with the ease of a healer who had been doing this sort of thing all his life. He wrapped the ten pound baby boy in a blanket and gave it to the young mother who started to weep with joy, her pain now a thing of the past!
          Then he vanished whence he came. Whether he just disappeared in a fine spray of water or he just left the room, none could say for sure.
          Without a word the doctor put on his coat, grabbed his bag and left. With wide, fear flecked eyes he had a real reason to get drunk this time!

         The young mother’s eyes and that of her equally young husband turned questioningly on the midwife.
         The midwife avoided their gaze and went about her work snipping the umbilical cord, severing it from the afterbirth and with clearing up.
          “Who was he?” asked the mother, slowly, “You’ve seen him before, haven’t you, Aggie?” The midwife pretended she hadn’t heard and went to leave the room. Again the young mother put the question to her: “Who was he, Aggie? I have to know!”
         The midwife came back into the room and sat on the end of the bed. She took a deep breath and, avoiding the young mother’s eyes and that of the husband, said simply but slowly “I’ve seen him before… twice, and each time it was a breech birth and the baby was unusually large and each time it had been raining and each time that he comes he is very wet and each time he says the SAME words:
         “I can save the baby AND your wife!”
          Then he draws the baby out, wraps it and gives it to the mother and leaves! It is always a first birth and always a boy.
         “Who is he, Aggie?”
          There was a pause. Then the midwife began to silently cry, tears falling down her rosy cheeks.
         The baby began to whimper and the young mother put it to her breast. But she persisted in the questioning of the midwife. “Who IS he, Aggie? There is something you’re not telling us.” The midwife paused again. Then she said: “He is called the Puddle Man and he will come again when the young’un is seven-years-old. He’ll come in the night when it rains and there is a full moon. You’ll not know when he comes but from that time on…”
          The midwife hesitated.
          “Yes, Aggie: from that time on…what?”
          “He-He will just disappear!”

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During the course of the years the midwife’s words became a mere memory that was pushed to the back of her mind. But the young mother gave birth to a further two children: a boy and a girl. A different midwife was called upon, not that the young mother had anything against Aggie but she wasn’t - seemingly - available and it seemed her younger colleague was always to hand.
            Her first born grew in health and stature and was a very handsome lad and very popular with the other children of the village. He and his other brother and sister grew up to be very happy, well adjusted, children!
            It was not until the elder boy’s seventh birthday that his parents became, shall we say: nervous. They found themselves checking the boy out of the window when he went out to play with his pals and brother and sister, asking him not to play further away then perhaps he should. When his birthday party took place a dozen or so children were invited. There were sandwiches, jelly and ice-cream and cake. There were games of blind man’s buff and musical chairs…and hide and seek. This made his parents very nervous indeed and they insisted on overseeing the proceedings to a point where the children grew fed-up with their interfering.
            At last night time arrived and the party-children were all collected by their parents and a very happy seven-year-old and his brother and sister finally went safe and sound to bed.   Now his parents could relax, safe in the knowledge that their first born was safe in bed!

            That night it rained, it rained very hard! But the parents were so exhausted by the children’s party and their constant watching that they fell instantly asleep and didn’t hear the Puddle Man as he squelch, squelch, squelch climbed the stairs, and lifted the still sleeping birthday boy from his bed!
            In the morning the boy had gone, only the wet footprints of the Puddle Man - who else? – was clearly visible up and down the stairs to and from the boy’s bed.

            A wail went up from the young mother:
         “I would rather have died than he should have taken my boy!”
 
          Her lament was answered far in the distance, from beneath the living earth came the reply, beautiful, comforting and haunting, a truism in its simplicity:

          “Rather I had done nothing at all then save you and the boy. Look for him at the full moon when it rains and the puddles re-appear. No harm will come to him, you have my promise!”

            Such was the potency and tenderness of the Puddle Man’s voice that the young mother was immediately comforted. That voice was SO beautiful and so compelling, but only she could hear it! She dried her eyes immediately but it was three whole months before a full moon appeared with the rain!
            There was a knocking at the back door. Her husband opened it as his wife was too scared!
            The Puddle Man stood there holding the hand of their son. The boy’s clothing was as dry as a bone but the Puddle Man’s clothes were sopping wet. He looked just the same with his ill fitting clothes and felt, wide-brimmed, pointed hat and as before was dressed all in black! He was indeed as tall and thin as they remembered. His eyes glittered with the same compassion and kindness. He held his fingers to his lips for silence; then quietly handed over the boy. His mother gathered him up in her arms. The tears of both husband and wife came then.
            Then the Puddle Man spoke:
            “When there is danger that a child may die - especially a boy-child - when there is a danger that his mother may also die, then you can be sure that this is a special child with qualities and wisdom that go far beyond this earth. Not every child can be saved but most can. For you see there are many of us, us Puddle Folk, and we treat the children only with kindness, teaching them and drawing out of them what they were born to do. ‘What, you may ask, are they born to do?’ They are born to heal and are possessed of a great wisdom. Our work is to gently remind them before they go out into the world and the ‘Great Forgetting’ takes hold. Now his childhood is over and his work begins!”
            Before their very eyes the Puddle Man dissolved into a fine mist, a sudden breeze caught it and bore him away!    
           
            The boy slept for three days and three nights and on the forth morning when he awoke there was a look in his eyes that reminded his parents of the Puddle Man, yet he was just the same boy as ever he was but wisdom lay on him and in him like a strange perfume and exuded from him without effort and children brought him animals to heal as though they knew that he could do it and laying his hands on them they were truly healed. 

            And in time when word had got around of this strange boy’s powers and his adult wisdom, hundreds more made their way to the young farmer and his wife’s door. And to each he administered healing and to each he whispered in their ear - a habit that was to become a hallmark - a gentle wisdom that only they could understand, and they nodded, tears streaming down their faces. Yet he did not mention a God or any religion, he just was!
 
            His parents could not make head nor tail of it but just accepted him as: this is what our son does, now, God help him!

            On his 16th Birthday he went out whilst a violent storm was raging… and was never seen again!
            Word got back to his parents that he had been working tirelessly and effortlessly - and entirely alone - his words, though mainly for the young, were aimed also at the more mature. He administered love like the charity workers would administer soup to the homeless. He continued to heal and continued his habit of whispering in the ears of all. And all, all, went away in silent tears, either tears of happiness or tears of understanding and reconstruction of their lives!
            He had so touched them as to bring them to their knees!
            And still he worked alone, seeming to shun friendship on a personal level and yet to give out love like no other.

            His parents heard no more, only that he had gone abroad!  Fifty years on, and fifty years to the day that he had left home (his father having died in his absence) his mother, brother and sister still lived at the old Farm House and had families of their own. The families all lived in the old house and still worked the land for a living.

            He knocked on the kitchen door in the early evening whilst the wind howled and the rain clattered against the windows. He had a ‘knock’ all his own that all but his mother had forgotten. She was seated near the fire when the knock came.
            “Who the hell…” said his brother, getting up. But with a wave of her hand and a finger to her lips to keep silent his mother went to the door!
            When she opened the door she fainted at the sight of him but catching her in his strong arms he carried her inside.
            His brother demanded to know who he was, until the firelight lit up his face and those eyes, those eyes gave him away and he had no need to explain. His mother regained consciousness and started to cry, they ALL started to gently cry.
He told of lands that he had been too far across the sea and left in his wake a trail of the ‘special children’ that it was his duty to seek out and instruct in the ways of the Infinite. But still not in a religious way but in the ways of wisdom and love, just as the Puddle Man had instructed, and reminded him of his duty! Then he would leave in order to be alone, and they, in turn, would heal the sick and gather communities together and spread love and laughter. He told of his sometime despair at the wars that he witnessed and the death and destruction of whole communities and countries, and of his black depression and deep sorrow.
            But he was home again now and could see that they had followed his instruction and cared and loved each other to the very letter.
 
          Then he asked to see the child that was born to his brother’s son and of the visit from the Puddle Man when she had difficulties with the birth!
            There was silence.
            His mother then spoke up: “He came just as before. He hadn’t changed one scrap from when you were born all those years ago, but there was one difference. He said in that beautiful voice of his:
 
          “I can save the children AND your wife!”

          “Yes, there was not one child but two this time, but he did as before: drew them both out, wrapped them both in a blanket and gave them to their mother, one boy and one girl! Andit was just as before: it had been raining heavily for two days or more and there was a full moon! Then he said something further that somehow seared into my mind forever, for there was such power and music in his voice!”
          And with her eyes glistening in the firelight his mother recalled all that the Puddle Man had said:

         “When your first-born yearns for his return, tell him this: ‘Now is the turn of the female form as well as the male. The moon has got her way at last and the cycles of male and female are nailed to the mast, for the ‘changes’ that she has predicted are here and through the ensuing chaos steer, though there will be much upheaval, the seer of all, the Eternal One, will choose and cannot lose for all will reign over this fair terrain and peace and beauty will surely live. Of the Puddle Men their work is to give, and in the giving their happiness lie, for the work of the Puddle Men is to die, but in their dying they will surely live!’
 
            “Then, as before, a gentle breeze took him!”
            There was a silence pierced only by the crackling of the fire.

         Then the returning brother, the first born, looked at each and every one of them in turn. In his gaze was the Eternals’ look, full of happiness, joy and freedom. And then he smiled. And such a smile lit up not only that room but penetrated their hearts.
          With a final look at his mother he said:
          “Now I have to join my brethren. It has always been this way. That is why I have always seemed to be alone but I was NEVER alone, for the elementals sustained me and embraced me, the Puddle Folk were always close to me and ‘time’ is changing, the whole of the earth and all that’s in it is changing!”
          He said this with such joy in his voice…
 
          Then, as if the heat in the room seemed too much for him, he appeared to dissolve and disappear in a fine spray of moisture shot through with a rainbow of brilliant colour and in his wake nothing but a small pool of water where once had stood the Puddle Man in his eternal quest for more children, to remind them of who they were!

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A PSYCHICAL LOOK AT THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC

THE TITANIC SUITE
(A rock/classical suite based on the sinking of the Titanic)

Music: by Steve Cameron
Written and narrated by Paul Bura

A MYSTICAL AND PSYCHICAL LOOK AT THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC

About 30 years ago Steve Cameron, musician and composer, approached me with an idea that he was writing based on the now infamous TITANIC. He wanted me to write and narrate on stage the story of the Sinking of the Titanic. He gave me the list of musical ‘targets’ that the narration would incorporate which is listed below. I knew next to nothing about the Titanic accept the film starring - at that point in time - Kenneth Moore and called A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (a memory surfaces: my uncle, Bob Bura, was an extra on that production and is the bloke struggling to tie two deckchairs together in the vague hope that they would float!). Other than that I knew nothing. I went to the library and swatted up on the subject, then strangely certain EXTRA information came my way: little snippets of information caught my eye either in newspapers or magazines or on radio! This ‘extra’ information is called ‘Cosmic Coincidence’, information that not only made the text more exciting but was of great personal interest to me, as anything of a ‘mystical’ nature was ‘right up my alley’! Not only that but Steve Cameron himself was caught up in the psychic web of the story - not only as the composer of the TITANIC SUITE - and was personally involved. He had come by a model of the TITANIC when he first began to compose the score. He not only had a near miss in a car accident but all sorts of things began to happen to him in a negative sort of way which involved his family and children. He promptly went out into the Kent countryside and threw the model into a lake…where it sank! From then on all was well!               

1. FIRST AND LAST FAREWELL

The year is 1912. Man’s achievements in the last decade were enormous. In 1903 the Wright brothers flew the first manned aircraft at Kittyhawk; Marconi had set the ball rolling for radio; the motor car already ploughing its way through quiet country lanes. The tall, proud sailing ships were now only engraved in picture books.
            Steam now, though already in the running with gas and electricity, was still a force to be reckoned with.

            Wednesday, April the10th, 1912, Southampton Dock was full of the raging sound of proud anticipation, people in their thousands stood in their Sunday best were here to magnify and adore the largest most luxurious steam ship ever built. The ship was THE TITANIC. A ship so vast in its countenance that there were those who were afraid even to board her:
”We have come to sail the Atlantic not to climb Mount Everest!” Somebody was heard to say.

            Flags swelling with patriotism, movie cameras clattering and clanking for posterity the might of this ship; relation embraced relation. Millionaires, their tears mingling with those of Lords and Ladies; and for those who could only bask in the virginity of this Maidens first voyage this was a happy time, a moving time

2. THE FIRST FOUR DAYS OF THE VOYAGE

            Leaving Southampton Dock the TITANIC’S vast suction almost pulled another immense ship from the White Star Line, the New York, into a near collision, her lines having snapped with the strain. A man was heard to mutter that this was a bad omen. His words were drowned out in laughter. He left the TITANIC at the next port. 

            The next four days passed happily. Complete with hand-books that mapped out the very soul of the TITANIC she was explored from stem to stern. The mock Parisian Café was filled to overflowing, the Squash courts splashed with the sweat of pleasure. The ship was a positive floating Hotel-de-lux. No one, no matter what class – 1st, 2nd or 3rd – had seen or experienced anything like it. The White Star Line had excelled. With here 16 water-tight compartments and double skinned belly the TITANIC was hailed ‘UNSINKABLE’ and who in this whole wide and wonderful world could doubt it!

3. STRIKING OF ICEBURG. DANGER AND PANIC

            Messages of congratulations continued to crackle down the wire. The radio operator was overloaded with the burden and strain of it, yet determined to do his job by keeping everybody happy.

            Radio reports of ice conditions were sent to the bridge of the TITANIC. This was normal for this time of year. But other more urgent reports came in from ships the CARONIA, the BALTIC, the AMERIKA, the ANTILLIAN and the MESABA, but all were put to one side!
            The last ice-report dispatched came from the SS CALIFORNIAN after having stopped her engines in an ice-field. Ships in the vicinity noted unusual numbers of ice-burgs and enormous quantities of pack-ice which had drifted far to the southward of their usual limits!
            Ice-burgs were reported to the TITANIC to be only five miles away! 

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